Thursday, July 7, 2011

Nerd hero Nathan Fillion warns of grave gamer affliction

By Winda Benedetti

Listen up gamers, our very favorite nerd hero has something important he'd like to talk about.a

That's right, Fillion — star of "Firefly," "Castle," "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog," and several "Halo" games (not to mention the should-be star of the forthcoming "Uncharted" movie) — has bravely stepped up  to offer the above public service announcement about a very real condition that affects millions of gamers every year.a

Swamp ass is also known as mudd butt, cabbage crack and the great putrid divide. And it's especially important that we address it openly now that the hot summer months have set in and swamp ass can quickly turn into ... well, an even more unsavory affliction.a

Live in shame no longer, my friends. Fillion is not just a Hollywood star, he's a gamer ... and he understands your pain.a

Most importantly, he implores you: take care of your undercarriage.a

If you're looking for, say, some real gaming news, be sure to check out:a

PlayStation Network to get a spiffy new look Kinect inspires bionic vision for the blind Playable 'Gears of War 3' game leaked to Internet

Winda Benedetti writes about games for You can follow her tweets about games and other things right here on Twitter.a

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