Editor's note: Each week in "Apparently This Matters," CNN's Jarrett Bellini applies his warped sensibilities to trending topics in social media. (CNN) -- There was a pretty epic party on Wednesday night. You probably weren't there. But don't take it personally. We can't all be awesome. Naturally, of course, I was present, showing up casually late because it's what awesome people do at epic parties. That, and defile the mashed potatoes. Granted, this particular epic party was held on Twitter. And it was hosted by CVS. And, technically, everybody was invited. Thus, I'm suddenly now beginning to question my awesomeness. Me: "Am I awesome?" Me: "Not really." Me: "I appreciate your honesty." Me: "Whatever, nerd." OK, so maybe it's not Ibiza, but there was a popular online party hosted...